Jokes
One night there was this man lieing
in bed and he here a person shouting gives us push

The man in the bed try to forget about the person out side

and try to get some sleep later on that night he here
The person saying gives us push.

The man in bed got up and shout out side I will be down now

When man went out side he z were are you the man

Reply: I am on your swing....................!


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A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible rush. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."

The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."